Davis the Entertainer

A couple Davis funnies...

#1. (Sorry, the first one involves literal bathroom humor and is soley intended for Dads or other guys)

I was peeing and Davis just walks in on me and stops to stare. I say, "This is how big boys use the potty... and sometimes your brother."

Right on cue, Davis busts into a deadpan, "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha."

#2. I'm sitting on the couch with Aidan under my left arm and Davis walks up with his blankets. As I pull him up with my right arm, he baby farts. "Hey, who tooted?" I ask.

Immediately, Davis replies (with his nook in his mouth), "Aidan tooted."