Beware of the.....

Aidan and I (Kate) ran out to the store the other day and as we pulled into our alley parking spot Aidan asked me, "Mommy, what does that Be...sign say?" On our fence is a Beware of the Dog sign, which was there when we moved in. I told him what it said and he responded with, "but Mommy we don't have a dog." I thought the next phrase out of his mouth was going to be another plea for a dog, which he has wanted for a while, but instead Aidan responded with.....
"We need to have a sign that says....Beware of the Turtle."

Pete the scary guard turtle, thanks for protecting our home.