Egg Rolls

Overheard tonight at the dinner table, whilst eating Chinese take-out...

Daddy: You know why they're called egg rolls right? The cooks roll eggs down a hill and then when they get to the bottom they look like that.

(Pause as Grandma and Mommy give Aidan the "he's crazy" look)

Aidan: No, that's not how they do it. You have to cook them after they roll down the hill!